<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:09:59.045-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ducttapeducttapeducttapeducttapeducttapeducttapeducttape!!!!!!!!!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470.post-111116002946234583</id><published>2005-03-18T23:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-18T07:33:49.463-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ecstatically&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;h&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff66;"&gt;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8308470-111116002946234583?l=elmerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/111116002946234583/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8308470&amp;postID=111116002946234583' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116002946234583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116002946234583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/2005/03/ecstatically-happy_18.html' title=''/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470.post-111116028822719031</id><published>2005-03-18T11:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-18T07:38:08.230-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;ECSTATICALLY &lt;span style="color:#ffff33;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;H&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9966;"&gt;A&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;P&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Y&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8308470-111116028822719031?l=elmerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/111116028822719031/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8308470&amp;postID=111116028822719031' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116028822719031'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116028822719031'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/2005/03/ecstatically-happy_111116028822719031.html' title=''/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470.post-111116001375145677</id><published>2005-03-18T07:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-18T07:33:33.753-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ecstatically&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;h&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffff66;"&gt;p&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;!!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8308470-111116001375145677?l=elmerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/111116001375145677/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8308470&amp;postID=111116001375145677' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116001375145677'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111116001375145677'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/2005/03/ecstatically-happy.html' title=''/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470.post-111072509998299559</id><published>2005-03-13T22:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T05:56:59.186-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>aunt lisa woke up for half a can of coke. this could be some hellava good marketing idea. you cant pass on without a last taste of that shit. oh what the hell....haha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8308470-111072509998299559?l=elmerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/111072509998299559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8308470&amp;postID=111072509998299559' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111072509998299559'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/111072509998299559'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/2005/03/aunt-lisa-woke-up-for-half-can-of-coke.html' title=''/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8308470.post-110943418290321777</id><published>2005-02-26T00:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-26T08:13:38.576-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Calling a girl over 1.5 times more than she calls you makes you look desperate (by the way, never use the word "desperate" in any context whatsoever. Don't say you are "desperate to get that vintage pair of levis" or anything. The word has a heavy hex on it). ive learnt. Even if you have absoulte zero interest in that girl, leave the thought of even being good friends with her. it sounds stupid but im just in my ill-screw-you-and-hang-you-on-the-rack mood now. you just &lt;strong&gt;never know&lt;/strong&gt; what they're like. one minute she's tellin you 'oh dear, i feel as if ive known you for years, youre someone i can relate to', the next moment you find out she did something so lewdly disgusting it makes you pause for a second to think 'do i know her at all'. PISS ON YOU woman...oh wells... i just hope the people i do know remain as it's like right now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8308470-110943418290321777?l=elmerk.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/feeds/110943418290321777/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8308470&amp;postID=110943418290321777' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/110943418290321777'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8308470/posts/default/110943418290321777'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://elmerk.blogspot.com/2005/02/calling-girl-over-1.html' title=''/><author><name>elmerk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13244747116693637901</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
